2 muffins sitting in the oven, the 1 turns to the other & says..... its getting hot in here...
the other muffin looks at him & goes
OhMyGod a talking muffin!
That is so funny it reminds me of the following joke : There were two penguins on an ice flow. The first penguin said to the second. "You look like you are wearing a tuxedo". The second one replied: "What makes you think that I'm not".
This is a joke my husband told me the other day that had me laughing a long time. It may be inappropriate for this forum but I thought I'd share it anyway and let Dick the moderator deleted if he thought it was too off.
OK here it is:
This guy is in the recovery room just coming out of surgery and still very looped with an oxygen mask on. He said to the surgical nurse that is taking his blood pressure 'are my testicles black?'. So the nurse diligently exams him and probes around the area mentioned for any abnormalities and tells the patient that all is normal. The patient removes his oxygen mask and says......What I was asking is "ARE MY TESTS BACK?"
I've been working very slow but sure on my New Orleans painting. Thought I'd share what I have so far. I'm open to any suggestions but of course this has a real long way to go. I'll be happy to have it finished for Christmas.
I love it. No sooner than I post a picture for you guys to see that I start seeing things I need to fix. It's like magic. OK -- first I noticed the front wheel of the carriage needs to be larger. Then I noticed the wheels under the hot dog cart need some major fixing. Forget about all the smudges. They will go away when I paint over them.